Gravitational Golf
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.
(Philippians 4:8) ESV
If the world is going to hell should we really be spending our time playing golf?
Look at it this way: the world is going to hell regardless of how stressed out you are. So forget the stress and think about something nice instead. Like golf.
We’re going to use golf to test a theory of gravitation. But not just any theory of gravitation. This is part of a unified theory of everything which includes consciousness. We could call this Telekinetic Golf.
The Naked Prophet 