The President of the United States was starting to loose it. He had been on the go for the entire weekend in New York attending galas, banquets, town hall meetings and rallys. He had been smiling and projecting his sparkling persona so much that he was close to biting someone’s head off. Now finally back at the White House in D.C., he was desperate to get into his private quarters and relax, but he knew he was not going to get there without having to deal with his Chief of Staff. He took a deep breath. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.
And there he was, with the grinning Mr. Smith. What was he doing here again?
“I know,” said the President, “you have a lot of things to catch me up on. You better make it quick, I’m not in the mood for this.”
“Just one thing really,” replied the Chief of Staff, “Mr. Smith?”
“Yes, Mr. President, Chief of Staff. I want to let you know that we are moving our units into position in the Salt Lake City area. A nuclear device is being delivered to the target area later in the week. We can have everything in place and timed for the clock tick that switches us over to world monetary union. Any delay beyond that in dealing with our situation in Southern Utah is going to lead to very difficult accounting for the resources that the, er, problem utilizes.”
“What a pleasant thought to end the day with.” The President shook his head.
“And here was me thinking that you had something important to tell me.” He looked at Mr. Smith who’s irritating smile didn’t even waver. He was pure evil. What makes a person like that? The tired President didn’t have the energy to argue, and the easiest way to make the two of them go away was to agree. He straightened himself up, tried to appear resolved and said,
“Very good. Proceed with the plan. Let me know as soon as you have all of our assets in position. Chief, make sure that Mr. Smith has all of the resources that he needs. Goodnight gentlemen, well done.”
They both seemed pleased with the outcome, and Mr. Smith’s smile managed to go up another notch.
The President detached himself from the group politely and made his way upstairs to his private suite. His wife was waiting with a knowing look on her face and open arms.
“Come here baby, you poor thing.”
He embraced her warmly and then released her. He tried a weak smile. He moved them inside the suite and made sure that the door was shut.
“There is something very, very bad happening. I don’t know what to do.”
His wife looked into his face with genuine concern. She scrutinized his forehead barcode.
“You’re starting to smudge baby. I need to work on your tattoo,” his wife said, “come tell me all about it.”
She led him into the bathroom, sat him down on the commode and got a bottle of rubbing alcohol, some cotton buds, and two Sharpie markers, one fine tip and one wider tip. He started to tell her about the plan to detonate a bomb on the Salt City domes, and the planned droid attack on the camp in Southern Utah. As he did, she carefully wiped the ink off the President’s forehead, dried the area, then began redrawing the barcode with the markers. She listened carefully and said nothing until she finished her task.
“There, good as new.”
“So, what do you think?” The President was still worried, but much relieved for having been able to tell his wife.
“My dad is in that camp. Other family too. You know that.”
“So we have to do what we always knew we would have to do. Or we’re not the people that we always thought we were.”
“You’re right. I’m just wondering if there is way to save the camp too.”
“You’ll figure it out baby, you always do,” she gave him a warm smile.
“I love you. Thank you baby.”