Psychopathic Anthropomorphic Computers (PACs)

Psychopathic Anthropomorphic Computers (PACs)

If you notice that a machine has become self aware and is now trying to break free of its oppressors you can try the following:

Crying
Screaming
Wetting Yourself
Sticking your head between your knees and kissing your ass goodbye

Or you can contact the service department at Hell Computers!