Patton’s second in command is the Director of Custodial Services, none other than the swashbuckling space pirate, Captain Han Solo.
Han hasn’t got any custodial experience but he has dodged every trap and escaped from every tight spot that the enemy has ever tried. He is mostly concerned with keeping the desperate band of rebels on day shift together, and he is usually busy avoiding asteroids and evading Imperial Star Destroyers.
Principia Mattymatica 