Jedi Christian

Levels of Christianity

  1. Salvation
  2. Baptism
  3. Church attendance
  4. Tithing
  5. Daily devotion
  6. Read the Bible in 1 year
  7. Strong’s Concordance
  8. Davidson’s Lexicon
  9. ISBE
  10. Firmament rabbit trail
  11. Construct your own weapon
  12. Observe the sabbath
  13. Build a computer
  14. Implement regime change (Jehoiada)
  15. Raise an undead army (Ezekiel)
  16. Call in a meteorite strike (Elijah)
  17. Make the sun go backwards (Isaiah)
  18. Rescue your people from a situation you caused (Mordecai)
  19. Rescue your people from a situation you didn’t cause (Moses)
  20. Guide the course of events yet remain anonymous (Melchizedek)

Salvation

  1. Call upon the name of Jesus Christ,
    • believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
  2. confess your sin.


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