My servant Isaiah has been going around too sexy for YouTube for three years. (Isaiah 20:3) Paraphrased
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So it was that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels to Abraham’s bosom. The rich man also died and was buried.
(Luke 16:22) NKJV
Here’s a scary thought: if the beggar was carried by angels into Abraham’s bosom, in a chamber in the lower mantle which overlooks hell, did other angels carry the rich man to the lip of the chamber and toss him into hell?
Continue reading “Order and Scheduling in the Spirit World”
This bread of ours we took hot for our provision from our houses on the day we departed to come to you. But now look, it is dry and moldy.
(Joshua 9:12) NKJV
Circumstantial evidence is when two things happen at the same time which may or may not be related, but we decide to use one as evidence for what we believe about the other.
Continue reading “Circumstantial Evidence”
You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with a wicked man to be a malicious witness.
(Exodus 23:1) ESV
Whether a news article is accurate or not is hard to determine. We’re attempting to compile data on events where unexpected deaths occur and the information that we have is highly unreliable.
Continue reading “The Accuracy of News Reports”
The strong among the mighty shall speak to him out of the midst of hell with them that help him: they are gone down, they lie uncircumcised, slain by the sword.
(Ezekiel 32:21) KJV
There are a lot of variables involved in attempting to correlate news reports of tragic deaths with gravitational wave detections. We’re dealing with circumstantial evidence for one.
Continue reading “Considerations”
So it was that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels to Abraham’s bosom. The rich man also died and was buried.
(Luke 16:22) NKJV
A common response to the human soul is that there isn’t one because science can’t detect it. However, we first detected gravitational waves in 2015. What else can’t science detect? We don’t know, science can’t detect it.
Continue reading “Method”
For in much wisdom is much grief, And he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.
(Ecclesiastes 1:18) NKJV
Gravity isn’t merely an implicit property of space-time as popular science (SciPop) has conveniently chosen to believe. That’s merely an opportunistic rationalization of circumstantial evidence.
Continue reading “Introduction”
Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
(1 Corinthians 3:18) NKJV
Before you choke with indignation about our stupidity because we’re apparently unaware that there are photographs of a black hole, let’s bring up the issue of epistemology. What is knowledge?
Continue reading “You Can’t Believe We’re THAT Stupid!”
Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.
(Isaiah 5:14) KJV
We’re going to investigate the possibility that hell emits gravitational waves in response to fluctuations in the human death rate. This is hypothesis 13.
The Naked Prophet 