My servant Isaiah has been going around too sexy for YouTube for three years. (Isaiah 20:3) Paraphrased
And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.
(Luke 10:18) KJV
Satan’s location is a modern day myth. Some people boast that they’re going to party with Satan in hell, and the boldest of them claim that they’ll run the place better than he does.
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Then entered Satan into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number of the twelve.
(Luke 22:3) KJV
And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
(Revelation 12:3, 9) KJV
Satan is described as a great red dragon, but he also entered Judas Iscariot. Obviously a great red dragon didn’t enter Judas Iscariot, so how did Satan do it?
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And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
(Revelation 12:9) KJV
Satan (adversary) is described here as a physical* being. However even Christians who are otherwise orthodox and fundamental don’t think that he is one.
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And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.
(Luke 10:18) KJV
The bottomless pit is a synonym for the molten core of the Earth. It’s a ball of molten radioactive slag. It’s not a domain that Satan can rule. Satan isn’t going to enjoy hell. That’s propaganda.
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Then entered Satan into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number of the twelve.
(Luke 22:3) KJV
Satan’s spiritual form is a vapor: specific chemical compound(s) which embody his character and nature, such that when someone has it in their system they’re susceptible to his will.
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And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
(Revelation 12:9) KJV
Satan is a living creature who’s visible as a red dragon but he’s also spiritual. We (that’s me and the Holy spirit) deduce a mechanism by which he may change his appearance by using a prediction of relativity.
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In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.
(Isaiah 27:1) KJV
If we have two types of dragon which are both serpents, clearly identified physical traits, and one has a syndrome of characteristics which occurs in several groups, then we have the beginning of a hierarchical taxonomy.
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The Naked Prophet 